Hello, and welcome to my jokes page! Most of the jokes on here are probably really corny, but some aren't so bad!
Hope you enjoy looking around.
Did you hear about the horse with such good manners that when he came to a jump, he always let the jockey go first?
What goes: SLICE, mmmmm, pizza? Homer playing golf!
Whats the difference between a post box and a cows butt?
I don't know!
Well, I'm not gonna let you post my letters, then!
Why is 'E' lazy?
Because its always in'BED'(LOL!)
Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot in your apple!
When is a cyclist not a cyclist?
When he turns into a street!!
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tommorow!
What do you do when a baby swallows your pencil?
Use a Biro!!
Docter, docter, I keep thinking I'm a goat
Well, when did this start?
Ever since I was a kid!!
Whats yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes in Australia!!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a jeep?
A land-rover!!
Whats green and very good at sums?
A cucumber with a calculator!!
